Norway, July 2013

Oslo was, by far, MY favorite town!

Karl Johans Gate, a very expensive street aimed at tourists. Good Freia chocolate shops, though.
Old town-y looking area.
The big orange building says it was 1641. Wow...
Some cool building by the waterfront. We thought it was the Nobel Peace center until we realized that was some obscure building right around the corner from our apartment. Still not sure what this is...
A cool cape and crown at the Akershus fort. Alpha Dog would have bought it if it hadn't cost $60!!!
Riding the T-bana, the underground train.
I fell asleep on the train ride up to the Holmenkollen ski jump, and when I woke I looked outside and wondered how on earth we ended up in Northern Minnesota. Alpha Dog insisted we were still in Norway. I didn't believe her. Oslo or Grand Marais? I'm still not sure...
The view of Oslo from Holmenkollen.
This picture is taken less than thirty minutes (by train) outside of downtown Oslo. It looks just like the North Shore without the 'Superior' lake.
Holmenkollen ski area.
The landing area.
Spectacular views of the hillside.
Just a mile and a half from our apartment was the Frogner Park with the Vigeland statues. Super cool!
Everyone found a statue they could identify with. This is how Beta Dog feels when he is home on the weekends.
Munchkin tried to hear what they were all saying. No such luck.
If I had to represent Munchkin and Little Dude in stone, it would look something like this.
Alpha Dog's absolute favorite statue of the park.
Little Dude didn't give his statue preference, but if I had to guess I'd say it was this since he always likes to be picked up and hugged.
This is the statue that best represents me. It's how I feel when everyone is clambering on top of me to play or pat me. Ack!
The pack in front of my stone epitaph.
About this time, Little Dude's body language began to tell us how exhausting traveling was becoming.
Alpha Dog couldn't get over how cool Norway integrates industry and nature. Here is a water drainage area that becomes a fountain when trams aren't rolling over it. Notice the tram tracks that go through the middle of it? Cars and buses have to go around it like a rotary.
When everyone got tired, the stroller put in overtime by hauling 98 pounds of kid.
Our apartment, decked out with IKEA kitchen.
 The kids hideaway.
Another star sighting! But had this one been live we would have loved to shake her hand and get an autograph! Alas, a photo of a photo will do!
Helping Alpha Dog carry groceries home to the apartment. Food is SO insanely expensive in restaurants here - well over $100 for two standard adult and two standard kid dinners! Instead we purchased three breakfasts and one dinner for around $30 from the local Mini Pris (grocery) and it was all delicious (notice the bread bag is open? Little Dude had a nibble or two on the way home)!
The super cool Norwegian Folk Museum. The kids *loved* this!

A Sami house, quite similar to a Native American wigwam.
Munchkin lassoing a reindeer.
Got it!
Little Dude cheering her on. "Go, Big Sister!"
Now show him who is Alpha!
Good job, Munchkin!
More of the original houses from Norwegian times past.
Love the grass roof!
Info...
Our tour guides...
An old farm...
A tractor!
Happy kids - this is always good!
Folk musician...
Folk dancers...
Tired, but entertained enough to keep his eyes open...
The "Old" town...
Cute bird house...
Riding the ferry back to the main land.
The über cool opera house, which Alpha Dog wanted to see but Beta Dog didn't think it would be cool enough to check out. On our early morning ride into the central station to catch the train to Stockholm he read the guide book and remarked, "Huh, the opera house is supposed to be really cool." Alpha Dog just sighed in disbelief.
Onward to Estonia!

~ Yours Truly Thinking Oslo is Grand Marais on Steroids

Denmark, July 2013

We stayed at the CPH Living, floating hotel. A totally awesome place on one of Copenhagen's many canals that I would totally recommend!
A view of the über cool onyx Danish library from our room.
A view of the other direction down the canal from our room. Lots of boaters and kayakers came right up next to the hotel, so close that Munchkin and Little Dude could wave and say "Hey!" to everyone that passed. They often received returned greetings to boot!
Alpha Dog and Little Dude in an attempted photo from the top deck of the hotel.
A little gelato shop down the road from the hotel, complete with kid-sized table and chairs! Our first clue that Scandinavia lives up to its reputation as being child-friendly.
A cool twirly spire tower. A mental note was made on Day One to make time to climb it.
The kids' mode of travel during our time here: Cargo bike. Note Munchkin has a map in her hands and diligently gave directions as to where we should go. More often than not these involved a very sudden, "STOP!!!"
The famed Little Mermaid in honor of Hans Christian Anderson's (or simply H.C. as he's referred to by the locals) famous story.
One of many cool water fountains.
The Rosenborg castle, sans King and Queen, woe were we.
The pack in front of the Danish version of a security watch dog - a metal lion with its mouth open. Apparently things are pretty safe here.
The twirly spire - before we climbed it!
A view from the top. Alpha Dog managed to snap a series of photos even with Munchkin gripping her arm for dear life. She was a little petrified being so high up.




The royal palace with construction. We couldn't go in. Instead, we went to the National Museum just behind it. THAT was cool!
Our favorite smørrebrød shop, complete with delicious open-faced shrimp sandwiches. Yum! Alpha Dog stuffed herself silly on these sweet little delectable native crustaceans throughout the entire trip.
The shop also came with friendly Danish staff and patrons to help you improve your Danish language and customs knowledge. One guy from Britain gave us all sorts of insight on how to get along and understand the Danes, including what they mean by a "labor-sized" sandwich, which is what Alpha Dog always ordered. Apparently, it's meant to be a quick fill for the average laborer's tummy over the lunch hour. It was just enough to keep Alpha Dog's touring (i.e., non-laboring) tummy full for a few hours, but Beta Dog needed two of them to feel truly sated. No wonder people here are so thin!

Where are my pictures of Christianshavn??? I thought I had some but alas! I do not. We have one fun story out of there, though. For those who do not know Christianshavn, it is a little community that was inhabited by a bunch of hippies back in the '70s. These folks took up residence (read: squatted) on what was unwanted land abandoned due to it's previous resident being a toxic waste dump. Because of this, there are no gardens there today. However, there are plenty of people living there, all for free and all relatively hospitably towards other residents and curious tourists. It was here where we had a deliciously overpriced Thai dinner one evening among tourists, aging hippies, and even a token drunk sleeping down the way from our table. Picturing this image in your mind, I'm sure you can imagine why we received laughter instead of scorn when Mathieu decided to drop his drawers and pee right on the wall behind us. The place definitely received high marks for being Preschool-Friendly from us after this.

A side note: We're told the going price for an apartment around the Christiashavn community is about $350,000, the area being so sought after. I personally think the Danish government is secretly trying earn back some of the krone lost to nearly forty years of tax-free living. C'est la vie capitalism!

The kids saying "hey-hey" (a casual goodbye in Danish) to Denmark from the luxurious DFDS ferry en route to Oslo, Norway.
Beta Dog heard the kid's good bye's and went into auto-mode thinking it was time to go to work. He promptly dialed into some random conference call until the feeling passed.
I was told by one of the ferry stewards that this was the location of Hamlet. However, later in the trip I saw another location being claimed as the famed site of Hamlet. Who knows...can any of my loyal readers clarify?
Norway here we come!

~ Yours Truly "Daned"